1 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:23,021 WE SHOULD BE GETTING A VISUAL SIGHTING ANY MINUTE NOW. 2 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:25,768 WE SHOULD BE GETTING A VISUAL SIGHTING ANY MINUTE NOW. 3 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:28,227 - I JUST SAID THAT. - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 4 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:31,241 I SAID WE SHOULD BE GETTING A VISUAL SIGHTING ANY MINUTE NOW. 5 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,665 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 6 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,834 THERE IT IS, MAX, THE PLANE CARRYING DIETRICH. 7 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,569 SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM ON THE RADIO. 8 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:39,571 RIGHT, CHIEF. 9 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,940 THIS IS ALPHA CHARLIE CALLING ZEBRA 7. 10 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:44,209 DO YOU READ ME? OVER. 11 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,557 THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE ANSWERING, CHIEF. 12 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:50,415 THIS IS ALPHA CHARLIE CALLING ZEBRA 7. 13 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,417 DO YOU READ ME? OVER. 14 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,419 WE'VE GOT TO MAKE CONTACT, MAX. 15 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,599 DIETRICH IS THE HIGHEST-RANKING KAOS AGENT EVER TO DEFECT. 16 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,124 HIS TESTIMONY IS VITAL. REPEAT IT, MAX. 17 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:02,594 DIETRICH IS THE HIGHEST-RANKING KAOS AGENT EVER TO DEFECT 18 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,896 AND HIS TESTIMONY IS VITAL. 19 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,565 NOT WHAT I SAID, MAX, REPEAT THE CALL LETTERS. 20 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:09,434 OH, RIGHT, CHIEF. 21 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,113 WHERE ARE YOU, ZEBRA 7? 22 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:13,450 - OVER. - Man over radio: This is Zebra 7. 23 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,841 WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. I THINK I'VE GOT HIM. 24 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,843 ZEBRA 7, THIS IS ALPHA CHARLIE. 25 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:21,079 - DO YOU READ ME? OVER. - We read you loud and clear. 26 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:24,983 Dietrich is the highest-ranking KAOS agent ever to defect 27 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:28,387 and his testimony is vital. 28 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:32,323 ROGER, ZEBRA 7. WHERE ARE YOU, ZEBRA 7? OVER. 29 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:34,726 Our altitude is 3,000. 30 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,228 We are heading 4-7-niner 31 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:40,832 at 2-7-5. Do you copy? Over. 32 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,802 ROGER, ZEBRA 7. WE COPY YOU. 33 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,842 "ZEBRA 7, THIS IS ALPHA CHARLIE. 34 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,111 REVERSE NOMINAL PITCH, 35 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,814 CHECK YAW AND DOWN BUBBLE. 36 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:59,251 CHANGE YOUR HEADING TO 4-6-8. 37 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,288 PREPARE FOR DROP IN EXACTLY 10 SECONDS." 38 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:06,190 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? - I WAS JUST GIVING THE PILOT HIS INSTRUCTIONS. 39 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:09,994 - WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? - JUST TOLD HIM TO KEEP ON DOING WHAT HE WAS DOING. 40 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,766 HERE HE COMES, RIGHT ON TARGET. HE'S GETTING READY TO JUMP. 41 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,739 FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. 42 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,307 BAIL OUT! 43 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,598 DIETRICH'S CHUTE JUST OPENED. IT LOOKS LIKE A PERFECT DROP. 44 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,599 WITH THE TECHNICAL KNOW-HOW WE HAVE TODAY, 45 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:39,224 THIS PRECISION JUMPING IS JUST ROUTINE, CHIEF. 46 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,395 HE'S COMING IN RIGHT ON THE MARK. 47 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,743 THAT'S GOOD, CHIEF, BECAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL HOW A MISSION IS GONNA GO 48 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,700 BY THE WAY IT STARTS. 49 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:19,056 WELL, CHIEF, I JUST LEFT DIETRICH. HE'S IN MAXIMUM SECUR... 50 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,058 CHIEF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THE DESK? 51 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:24,195 YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN, MAX. I'M NOT UNDER THE DESK. 52 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,776 WELL, YOU'RE NOT UNDER THE DESK NOW, BUT YOU WERE A MINUTE AGO. 53 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,240 NEVER MIND THAT. I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 54 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,206 YOU'RE KIDDING. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! 55 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,676 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS... MIKE HIDDMAN. 56 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:41,546 BUT YOU HAVE THE NAME SPELLED WRONG, CHIEF. IT'S H-I-D-D-M-A-N. 57 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,615 MIKE HIDDMAN, GREAT GUY. 58 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,164 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 59 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:52,090 BETTER LET ME HANDLE THIS, CHIEF. 60 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,926 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - CALLING THE EXTERMINATOR. 61 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,161 HANG UP THE PHONE! 62 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,208 MAX, I DIDN'T WANT KAOS TO KNOW THIS, 63 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,144 BUT WE DISCOVERED THAT THERE'S A LISTENING DEVICE 64 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,378 HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THIS OFFICE. 65 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,269 A LISTENING DEVICE? 66 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:07,772 YES, ELECTRONIC SECURITY DETECTED IT ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO. 67 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,007 OH, WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD THAT TO ME, CHIEF. 68 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:13,111 YOU SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN IT ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND SHOWN IT TO ME. 69 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,748 MAX, JUST FIND THE MICROPHONE! 70 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,750 OKAY, NOW LET'S SEE, CHIEF. 71 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,686 YOU'VE PROBABLY LOOKED IN ALL THE OBVIOUS PLACES... 72 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,655 THE BOOKCASE, THE LAMP, 73 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,957 - THE WATER PITCHER. - THE WATER PITCHER. 74 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,604 I NEVER CHECKED THE WATER PITCHER. 75 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,561 OF COURSE, BECAUSE LOGICALLY, 76 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,374 IT COULDN'T BE IN THE WATER PITCHER, 77 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:34,198 SO THAT WOULD BE THE CLEVEREST PLACE TO PUT IT. 78 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,704 YOU WERE RIGHT, CHIEF. IT'S NOT IN THE WATER PITCHER, NO MICROPHONE. 79 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,706 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, CHIEF. 80 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,775 I'LL HAVE IT CLEANED UP IN A MINUTE. 81 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,990 MAX, THE MICROPHONE. THEY MUST HAVE HIDDEN IT IN MY POCKET. 82 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,447 WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. I'LL HANDLE THIS. 83 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:56,699 LARABEE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 84 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,834 I OVERHEARD YOU TELL MAX THERE WAS A BUG IN THE ROOM. 85 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,137 I WASN'T REFERRING TO AN INSECT. 86 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,562 I WAS TALKING ABOUT A SMALL MECHANICAL DEVICE 87 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:06,876 THAT'S USED FOR EAVESDROPPING, A LISTENING DEVICE. 88 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,000 OH, YOU MEAN LIKE A BUG. 89 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,280 LARABEE, TAKE THE CAN BACK IN YOUR OFFICE 90 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:14,939 - AND STEP ON IT! - RIGHT, CHIEF. 91 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:18,643 MAX, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. 92 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,447 I DON'T... 93 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:26,083 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STEP ON THOSE AEROSOL CANS, CHIEF. 94 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,500 MAX, WE'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE. 95 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:33,470 IT'S OBVIOUS THAT KAOS HAS PENETRATED CONTROL SECURITY. 96 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:36,840 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? - THIS IS JUST A WILD GUESS, RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, 97 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:39,397 BUT I WOULD SAY THAT 98 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,233 IT MEANS THAT KAOS 99 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:44,468 HAS PENETRATED CONTROL SECURITY. 100 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:47,377 IT ALSO MEANS THAT DIETRICH'S LIFE IS IN JEOPARDY. 101 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:49,652 THAT TOO. THAT... THAT... THAT, TOO, CHIEF. 102 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:52,210 MAX, NO KAOS INFORMER HAS EVER LIVED LONG ENOUGH 103 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,878 TO TESTIFY AGAINST KAOS. 104 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,113 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. THERE MUST BE A PLACE 105 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:58,160 THAT WE CAN HIDE DIETRICH THAT'S SAFE. 106 00:06:58,184 --> 00:06:59,696 WE'VE NEVER BEEN SUCCESSFUL YET. 107 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,431 EVERY TIME WE GET A KAOS INFORMER, THEY GET TO HIM. 108 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,523 HELLO. 109 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:09,038 OH, YES, HE'S HERE, 99. HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE. IT'S FOR YOU, MAX. 110 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,196 HELLO, 99. WHAT'S UP? 111 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,231 OH, WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SWEETHEART. 112 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,600 I'LL TRY AND FIX IT UP, AND I'LL CALL YOU BACK LATER. 113 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,068 OKAY, GOODBYE. 114 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,682 - ANYTHING WRONG, MAX? - NO, NOTHING IMPORTANT, CHIEF. 115 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:22,118 MRS. FELDMAN IS SICK, AND I HAVE TO GET SOMEONE TO REPLACE HER. 116 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,853 MRS. FELDMAN, WHO'S MRS. FELDMAN? 117 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:26,355 SHE'S THE LADY THAT HELPS 99 TAKE CARE OF THE BABIES. 118 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,346 AND SHE'S SICK? THAT'S GREAT. 119 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:30,025 OH, YOU KNOW MRS. FELDMAN? 120 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:32,027 THIS IS JUST THE OPPORTUNITY WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 121 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:35,853 - WE CAN GET DIETRICH TO TAKE HER PLACE. - NOW JUST A MINUTE, CHIEF. 122 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:39,282 THAT'S A LITTLE RIDICULOUS. I MEAN, MARLENA DIETRICH IS NOT GONNA TAKE CARE 123 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:42,760 OF TWO BABIES AT HER AGE. ONE BABY, MAYBE, BUT NOT TWO. 124 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,396 MAX, I'M TALKING ABOUT KAOS AGENT DIETRICH. 125 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,143 OH, WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. SHE MIGHT TAKE CARE OF HIM. 126 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:50,767 - YOUR APARTMENT WOULD BE THE PERFECT... - HOLD IT. 127 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:56,374 "ANOTHER BUG." 128 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,211 ANOTHER BUG. 129 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,350 MAX, WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CUFF LINK? 130 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,886 THAT WASN'T A CUFF LINK. THAT WAS A MICROPHONE. 131 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:12,390 OF COURSE IT'S A MICROPHONE. AND THIS IS A MICROPHONE, 132 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,426 AND THEY WERE A GIFT FROM THE BROADCASTERS ASSOCIATION 133 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,428 IN SOLID GOLD! 134 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,585 OH, YES, SIR. 135 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,509 OH, YES. 136 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,579 I UNDERSTAND. 137 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:37,782 YES, SIR. OH, OF COURSE. 138 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,318 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. 139 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,420 GOODBYE. 140 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:47,992 37 YEARS I'VE BEEN WITH KAOS. 141 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,061 37 YEARS! 142 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:53,130 ONE INFORMER GETS AWAY AND SUDDENLY I AM INCOMPETENT. 143 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,700 BUT, FATHER, THEY CAN'T BLAME YOU BECAUSE DIETRICH DEFECTED. 144 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,747 YOU WILL FIND, ALEX, THAT WHEN YOU WORK FOR KAOS, 145 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,749 THEY WILL BLAME WHOEVER THEY WANT. 146 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:02,373 WE HAVE TO FIND THIS DIETRICH AND SILENCE HIM. 147 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,876 WE'LL DO THAT, FATHER, BUT WHEN THE TIME COMES TO BURY HIM, 148 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,211 WILL KAOS GIVE US THE BUSINESS? 149 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,015 OH, ALEX, I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU. 150 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,062 YOU HAVE A GOOD HEAD FOR BUSINESS. 151 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,064 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, WITH YOU, 152 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,366 THE BUSINESS COMES FIRST. 153 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,890 DON'T SELL THIS COFFIN. 154 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:21,493 IF I DON'T FIND DIETRICH, I'LL BE NEEDING IT FOR MYSELF. 155 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,829 OKAY, BUT I'LL HAVE TO HAVE A DEPOSIT. 156 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,504 - YES, WHAT IS IT? - Man: Earl Kibbee to see you. 157 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,438 SEND HIM IN. 158 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:37,242 EARL KIBBEE, ISN'T HE THE ONE THEY CALL THE EXTERMINATOR? 159 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:38,709 THAT'S HIM. 160 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,846 ALEX, YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET THE MOST COLD-BLOODED, 161 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,416 CALCULATING, RUTHLESS KILLER THAT EVER WORKED FOR KAOS. 162 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:48,019 ARE THE STORIES ABOUT HIM REALLY TRUE, FATHER? 163 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,867 I HEARD HE WAS EVEN GIVEN A CONTRACT ON HIS OWN MOTHER-IN-LAW. 164 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:53,958 HE WAS OFFERED $10,000. HE TURNED IT DOWN. 165 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,704 HE TURNED DOWN THE CONTRACT? 166 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:58,274 NO, HE TOOK THE CONTRACT. HE TURNED DOWN THE MONEY. 167 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,998 HE SAID IT WAS HIS PLEASURE. 168 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:03,501 MR. VOGEL... 169 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,336 I'M EARL KIBBEE, 170 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,806 CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT, NOTARY PUBLIC AND MURDERER. 171 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,676 YOU ADMIT TO BEING A MURDERER? 172 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,712 I HAVE TO. IT'S ON THE CARD. 173 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,659 BUT WHOEVER PRINTED UP THIS CARD KNOWS YOU'RE A MURDERER. 174 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,850 YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER. 175 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,886 HER? THIS WAS PRINTED UP BY A WOMAN? 176 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,022 - MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. - BUT YOU'RE A C.P.A. AND NOTARY PUBLIC. 177 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,869 WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER TO MURDER? 178 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:30,227 IT'S KIND OF HARD TO MAKE ENDS MEET ON A C.P.A.'s SALARY NOWADAYS. 179 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,708 MY WIFE AND I LIKE TO KEEP UP WITH THE FRANKELS. 180 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,899 YOU MEAN THE JONESES. 181 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,535 I MEAN THE FRANKELS. THE JONESES ARE DEAD. 182 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,905 I CAUGHT UP WITH THEM. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE VICTIM? 183 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,673 WOLFGANG DIETRICH. 184 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:45,576 - REASON FOR EXECUTION> - INFORMER. 185 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,279 INFORMER? 186 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:51,015 IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE, IT'S AN INFORMER. 187 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:58,055 - WHO DID HE SQUEAL TO? - CONTROL. 188 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:01,526 CONTROL? I HATE 'EM! 189 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,794 I HATE 'EM. I HATE CONTROL. 190 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,998 I HATE INFORMERS, AND I HATE CONTROL! 191 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,934 YOU HEAR ME?! I HATE 'EM! 192 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:32,089 - LET'S GO ON. - DO YOU DO THAT OFTEN? 193 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,503 - DO WHAT? - HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST ME, 194 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,463 - THIS CONTRACT? - I'LL HAVE THOSE FIGURES FOR YOU IN JUST A MINUTE. 195 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,605 TRAVEL EXPENSES, 196 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,607 EQUIPMENT RENTAL, 197 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:52,343 HOTEL, TIP. 198 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,690 IS THERE ANY SPECIAL WAY YOU WANT THE VICTIM ELIMINATED? 199 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:58,382 WE LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU, BUT IT MUST BE DONE BY TOMORROW NOON. 200 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,919 A ONE-DAY SERVICE, THAT'S EXTRA. 201 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,588 - WHERE IS THE VICTIM? - WE DON'T KNOW. 202 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,157 HMM... 203 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,928 - WHAT WAS THAT LAST NUMBER? - FINDER'S FEE. 204 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,966 $10,000 AND 15¢. 205 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,435 - WHAT'S THE 15¢ FOR? - THE BULLET. 206 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,749 $10,000 IS A LITTLE HIGH. 207 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,839 BESIDES, HOW ARE WE GONNA EXPLAIN 208 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,275 THIS ADDED EXPENSE TO KAOS? 209 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,211 PERHAPS FOR $500 IN HIS OWN POCKET, 210 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:31,115 MR. KIBBEE WILL ALTER THE BOOKS SO KAOS WILL NOT NOTICE IT. 211 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,185 ALTER THE BOOKS? THAT'S DISHONEST. 212 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,465 THAT'S AGAINST EVERY PRINCIPLE AND BUSINESS ETHIC. 213 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,422 NO C.P.A. WOULD DO SUCH A THING. 214 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,958 - WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? - I'LL MAKE IT $1,000. 215 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,793 I'LL TAKE IT. 216 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,673 I'M ALL SET TO GO TO MY MOTHER'S, MAX. 217 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,175 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT? - OF COURSE I WILL, 99. 218 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:50,868 DON'T WORRY. THIS'LL ALL BE OVER BY TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 219 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,003 MAX, WHAT'S THAT? 220 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,259 MAX, THERE MUST BE A FIRE IN THE BUILDING. A FIRE ENGINE JUST PULLED UP. 221 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,284 IT'S NO FIRE, 99. THAT'S THE CHIEF BRINGING DIETRICH OVER. 222 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:10,421 - IN A FIRE ENGINE? - YES, WELL, WE DIDN'T WANNA TAKE ANY CHANCES. 223 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,790 WE WERE AFRAID THAT MAYBE A KAOS AGENT MIGHT BE LURKING 224 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:15,170 - IN THE HALL OR ON THE STAIRWAY. - BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 225 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,461 - OH, HI, CHIEF. - MAX, ALL SET? 226 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,597 - YES, WHERE'S DIETRICH? - RIGHT BEHIND ME. 227 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,979 - I GUESS I'D BETTER BE GOING, MAX. - I'LL CALL YOU TONIGHT. 228 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,937 I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND, 99. 229 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,839 NOW REMEMBER, MAX, DIETRICH MUST TAKE THE STAND TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 230 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,842 - NOTHING MUST HAPPEN TO HIM. - DON'T WORRY, CHIEF, NOTHING WILL. 231 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,746 BYE, LOVE. 232 00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:55,032 OH, MY GOSH. 233 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:58,369 ALL RIGHT, DIETRICH. 234 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,415 I WANT YOU TO GET BUSY WITH THESE DOLLS. 235 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,384 IN CASE ANYBODY IS LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOW, 236 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,353 I WANT THEM TO THINK THAT MRS. FELDMAN 237 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,055 IS DOING HER JOB. 238 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,623 - WHO WAS THAT? - IT'S NOTHING. IT'S JUST THE PLUMBER. 239 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,347 YOU SENT FOR A PLUMBER AT A TIME LIKE THIS? 240 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,161 I DIDN'T SEND FOR THE PLUMBER. 241 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,065 - THE LANDLORD SENT FOR THE PLUMBER. - GET RID OF HIM. 242 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:22,560 - HEY, FELLA, HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE? - IT SHOULDN'T BE LONG NOW. 243 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:42,513 YOU FOUND DIETRICH AND YOU KILLED HIM. WONDERFUL. 244 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,483 OH, I FOUND DIETRICH, BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM. 245 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,251 WHY? 246 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,799 'CAUSE DIETRICH IS GONNA KILL HIMSELF. 247 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,724 - I DON'T GET IT. - WELL, IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 248 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,804 DIETRICH IS OBSESSED WITH SYMMETRY. 249 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,628 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 250 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,041 WELL, FOR INSTANCE, IF HE SEES A CHAIR OUT OF PLACE, 251 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,364 THEN HE'S GOT TO PUT IT BACK. 252 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,533 IF HE SEES A LAMPSHADE THAT'S SLIGHTLY TILTED, 253 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,968 HE'S GOTTA STRAIGHTEN IT OUT. 254 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,070 SO I RIGGED A GUN BEHIND A PICTURE 255 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,372 THAT'S HANGING ON THE WALL IN SMART'S APARTMENT, 256 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,474 AND THEN I TILTED THE PICTURE. 257 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,521 NOW THE MINUTE DIETRICH SEES THAT PICTURE, 258 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,189 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN IT OUT. 259 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:17,648 AND THE SECOND HE DOES, BANG. 260 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,617 THAT'S BRILLIANT! 261 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,798 BUT WHAT IF SMART MOVES THE PICTURE BEFORE DIETRICH DOES? 262 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,022 FROM WHAT I'VE LEARNED ABOUT MAXWELL SMART, 263 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,970 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE HAS A PICTURE ON THE WALL. 264 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,310 MRS. FELDMAN. 265 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:50,248 - MRS. FELDMAN! MRS. FEL... - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 266 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:53,483 I WANT YOU TO GET THE DOLLS AND PRETEND YOU'RE FEEDING... 267 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:57,021 DIETRICH, WILL YOU GET THAT SHAVING CREAM OFF YOUR FACE? 268 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,824 - WHY? - "WHY?" BECAUSE IF KAOS HAPPENS TO BE LOOKING 269 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:03,038 THROUGH THAT WINDOW AND THEY SEE THAT SHAVING CREAM ALL OVER YOUR FACE, 270 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:06,030 - THEY'RE GONNA KNOW YOU'RE NOT MRS. FELDMAN. - YOU'RE RIGHT. 271 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,766 BESIDES, MRS. FELDMAN USES AN ELECTRIC RAZOR. 272 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,982 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M GONNA STRAIGHTEN OUT THE PICTURE. 273 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:28,219 I ALREADY STRAIGHTENED OUT THE PICTURES. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? 274 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,255 BUT THEY'RE STILL CROOKED. 275 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,191 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL FIX THEM. 276 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,048 MRS. FELDMAN. 277 00:16:58,117 --> 00:16:59,750 MRS. FELDMAN. 278 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:07,492 - MRS. FELDMAN! - Dietrich: "MRS. FELDMAN! 279 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,627 MRS. FELDMAN!" 280 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,273 ALL I BEEN HEARING SINCE I GOT HERE YESTERDAY 281 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,997 IS "MRS. FELDMAN!" 282 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,644 - DID ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE A NAG? - I DON'T CARE. 283 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,835 I WANT YOU TO ACT LIKE MRS. FELDMAN. 284 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,538 I AM ACTING LIKE MRS. FELDMAN. 285 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,585 WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS DOING IN THE KITCHEN? 286 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,543 - I WAS MAKING CHICKEN SOUP. - I DON'T WANT YOU IN THE KITCHEN. 287 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,980 I WANT YOU RIGHT OUT HERE IN THE LIVING ROOM WHERE I CAN KEEP MY EYE ON YOU. 288 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,426 ALL RIGHT, IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY, I'LL STAY OUT HERE. 289 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,551 WHAT WAS THAT? 290 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,419 WHAT WAS WHAT? 291 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,989 I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE IN THE HALL. 292 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,558 I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 293 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,593 CHECK IT OUT ANYWAY. 294 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,175 NOTHING. 295 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,079 HELLO. OH, HI, CHIEF. 296 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,727 NO, THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY MORE ATTEMPTS ON DIETRICH'S LIFE 297 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,862 SINCE THE PAINTING TOOK A SHOT AT HIM YESTERDAY. 298 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,119 RIGHT, CHIEF. WE'LL BE READY. 299 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,455 SO LONG. 300 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,890 OKAY, DIETRICH, THE CHIEF AND 99 WILL BE PICKING US UP 301 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,892 IN A BULLETPROOF CAR IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES. 302 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,695 - YOU CAN GET OUT OF THAT DRESS. - OH, GOOD. 303 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,764 I CAN HARDLY BREATHE. 304 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,313 SURE GONNA FEEL GOOD TO GET THIS GIRDLE OFF MY CHEST. 305 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,158 DON'T FORGET YOUR BRIEFCASE. 306 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:39,717 - WHAT BRIEFCASE? - THE BRIEFCASE WITH ALL THE KAOS DATA IN IT. 307 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,386 OH, THAT'S NOT IN THE BRIEFCASE, SMART. THAT'S IN HERE. 308 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:46,090 OKAY, LET'S GO. 309 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:49,526 THAT MUST BE THE CHIEF. WE'RE ON OUR WAY, CHIEF. 310 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,528 CONGRATULATIONS, MR. SMART. 311 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,476 YOUR NAME HAS JUST BEEN SELECTED BY COUSIN CORA'S CANDY KITCHENS 312 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,434 TO SAMPLE OUR DELICIOUS PRODUCT. 313 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,703 LOOK, I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW. WOULD YOU MIND CALLING BACK LATER? 314 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,951 THERE'S NO NEED TO. WE JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW 315 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:05,276 THAT A GIFT PACKAGE OF BONBONS HAS JUST BEEN LEFT AT YOUR DOOR. 316 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,345 TRY THEM WITH OUR COMPLIMENTS. 317 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,664 - WHAT'S UP? - THAT'S WHAT'S UP. BONBONS. 318 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:30,434 - BONBONS? I LOVE 'EM. - JUST A MINUTE. NOT SO FAST. 319 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:34,705 THIS MAY BE THE OLD BOMB- IN-THE-BONBON-BOX TRICK. 320 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:37,213 I'D BETTER CHECK IT OUT. 321 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,573 I GUESS THAT SETTLES IT. IT CERTAINLY CAN'T BE A BOMB. 322 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,530 NOT SO FAST. 323 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,633 THERE'S STILL ONE MORE TEST I HAVE TO MAKE. 324 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,411 YOU SEE, WHOEVER SENT THIS OVER KNEW THAT A TRAINED AGENT LIKE ME 325 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:16,046 WOULD HAVE TO TAKE A SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING PACKAGE LIKE THIS 326 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,360 AND SUBMERGE IT IN WATER. 327 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,630 I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, SMART. THAT'S A BOMB IF I EVER HEARD ONE. 328 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,287 YES, AND IT'S NOT A LITTLE BOMB. 329 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,691 I CAN TELL BY THE TICKING IT'S A GREAT BIG BOMB. 330 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,562 GET RID OF IT! 331 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,493 OKAY, DIETRICH. YOU CAN COME OUT NOW. 332 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,167 THAT'S FAR ENOUGH, GENTLEMEN. 333 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,172 WELL, ALMOST ALL CLEAR. 334 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,475 OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ONLY THE PLUMBER. 335 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:21,144 - THAT'S THE EXTERMINATOR. - IT'S THE PLUMBER. 336 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,314 THE EXTERMINATOR IS A TALL BLOND GUY WITH A BIG NOSE. 337 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:27,050 YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO HIM, SMART. HE KNOWS. 338 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,720 I AM THE EXTERMINATOR. 339 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,122 THE NAME IS EARL KIBBEE. 340 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:35,726 OH, WELL, THEN YOU MUST BE THE ONE 341 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,895 WHO PLANTED THE GUN BEHIND THE PICTURE 342 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,331 AND SENT THE BOMB IN THE BONBON BOX. 343 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,632 I'M ALSO THE ONE WHO SHOT THE ARROW. 344 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,102 - WHAT ARROW? - OH, FORGET IT. 345 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:59,283 ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT, DIETRICH. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 346 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,726 - WHERE'S SMART? - I DON'T KNOW. 347 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:12,095 - I'LL TRY TO FIND HIM FOR YOU. - DIETRICH! 348 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,032 ALL RIGHT, SMART, WHERE ARE YOU? 349 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,636 WHEREVER YOU ARE, SMART, 350 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,672 COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. 351 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:25,275 SMART, IF YOU DON'T COME OUT RIGHT NOW, 352 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,544 I'M GONNA SHOOT UP THIS WHOLE GARAGE! 353 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,498 - GOOD WORK, SMART. - HERE, YOU'D BETTER LET ME HAVE THAT SUBMACHINE GUN. 354 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,033 - IT'S PRETTY TRICKY. - HEY, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT THING. 355 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:42,059 - IT'S GOT A HAIR TRIGGER. - I KNOW THAT. 356 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,546 MAX, YOU SHOT THE PLUMBER. 357 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,982 99, IT'S NOT THE PLUMBER, AND I DIDN'T SHOOT HIM. 358 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,450 A PIECE OF PLASTER FROM THE CEILING FELL ON HIS HEAD. 359 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,264 I'M GLAD TO SEE DIETRICH IS SAFE. GOOD WORK, MAX. 360 00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:14,024 THANK YOU, CHIEF. WELL, HERE'S ONE WITNESS WHO'LL TESTIFY. 361 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:16,070 AND THE INFORMATION LOCKED IN HIS MEMORY 362 00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:18,375 WILL MEAN THE END OF KAOS. 363 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,809 DIETRICH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 364 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,801 DIETRICH? WHO'S DIETRICH?